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ADMR – Sinners was a good movie in a difficult time – 3.5/5

Sinners

Sinners is good, but it’s no Oh Brother, Where Art Thou

Sinners has been at my local moviehaus for a couple of weeks now. I like Michael B Jorday as an actor. I like period pieces. And I like lots of Ryan Coogler’s work. That should have been enough to get me in a seat on opening weekend, right? In a perfect world, sure. But surprising to no one, we are in a far from perfect world right now.

TBH, there wasn’t anything really compelling to go see this weekend. There was a re-reboot of a horror franchise. There was also an opaquely defined Jenna Ortega movie. And Sinners had a lot of positive chatter so I thought I’d give it a look.

Was it one movie or two?

We're in trouble now

It wasn’t plainly stated in the trailer, but Sinners is a depression-era vampire movie. Mr and Mrs Average Dude don’t normally go in for horror movies (and Mrs AD didn’t care for Sinners at all) but I’ve enjoyed a few bloodsucker flicks in my day (Lost Boys is a favorite). And I didn’t hate Sinners. The casting was excellent , the cinematography and set design were fantastic. Solid foundation for a movie.

Smoke and Stack

But a horror flick is not how Sinners started out. It began as the story of two brothers – twins – coming home to their Mississippi roots from the Oz-like world of Chicago, where they plan to start their own ‘juke joint’ empire. And a pair of black men from Chi-town trying to get rich in a small southern town at the height of Jim Crowe would be a compelling story in its own right.

Wait, what now?

Opening night

On opening night of their new black’s only nightclub, a trio of white Irish vampires roll up to the front door and can’t get past the bouncer. Not because the bouncer was tough enough to keep them out, but because of the vampiric rule that says the owner of the house has to allow a vampire entry. This an often overlooked vampire trope but whatever. I have no idea what Ryan Coogler (not jus the director, but the writer) was thinking with this twist.

The second reel of Sinners was a bloody guess at who was gonna get et next. Pretty standard horror movie fare and it worked very well because reel one did its job of establishing the characters. The transition was somewhat jarring, sure. And the origination of the vampires left a lot of unaswered questions. But whatever.

Halee, you've looked better

And then, yet another change of direction. Or reversal. Not really sure.
After the vampire battle ended came a second finale, the one that we might have expected if the vampires never arrived at the party. The one that you would expect from a bigoted, Jim Crowe-era southern town. And either one on it’s own is fine. But together…? I have thoughts. The endings seem to contradict each other. More than that I can’t really say without dropping spoilers (which I, of course, will not do). You’ll see what I mean.

Finale 2.0

But whatever the reason, Sinners felt like a compelling depression-era movie about two black brothers wanting to carve out their own fortune in a time when the world was stacked against such dreams. Then, Coogler woke up one day during production and said ‘I want to make this a vampire movie instead’ and off he went. Maybe luck or maybe skill, but combining both Sinners movie worked. Kind of, anyway.

Like going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show without your toast

What I can tell you is this: It’s been increasingly true that finding commonality through going to the movies is becoming harder. Mr & Mrs Dude arrived early and were seated comfortably by the time the previews rolled. Before the lights dimmed, we realized that we were just about the only white folks in attendance. Did we feel out of place? I suppose, yeah. A bit. But when the lights go down and the show begins, are we not all there to enjoy a movie? Sure we are. But oh, there are definitely differences in how we enjoy it.

Civility ignored

So, let me throw out a comment that is sure to garner some vibrant responses. It’s not ment to be provocative. It is a simple statement of fact that draws an obvious conclusion.

There are always folks who arrive during the previews. It happens to all of us. The polite thing to do is to quietly take your seat with as little disruption as possible. Can we all agree on that? If we can’t, read no further, please.

More importantly, it is an absolute no-no to talk during the movie itself. Whispers are not rude (up to a point). Conversations at audible levels over the movie itself (and all the way to the back of the theater) are a show of absolute disregard for everyone else in the theater. And while I’ve experienced this kind of rude behavior from all skin colors of all ages, I have to say that the overwhelming majority have been of one demograph. Fact.

Such is the age we now live in

Nowadays, civility is often considered an antiquated value at best and a show of weakness at worst. Entitlement is just another name for selfishness, and these days, embracing the victim mentality has given a false justification to selfishness. And if my drawing attention to it instead of ignoring it makes you angry, maybe thou needest to self-examine thyself. Opinion.

But back on point. Even though Mrs Average Dude and I disagreed on Sinners, I am still giving the movie itself a very respectable 3.5 out of 5. Good performances. Great sets. Writing choices were a bit jarring but still okay for all that. Sinners is a movie worthy of your money and corn. I just hope your theater experience is more courteous than ours.

Oh, and one more thing that was weird for no real reason. There was a subplot about how some music is so sublime it could summon evil. At one point, we were give a scene that I think was supposed to be visionary but just seemed bizzare and out of place and it definitely yanked us out of the movie. It was never really expanded upon and just seemed superfluous. Writer/director’s perogative, I guess. But whatever.

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ADMR – Fight or Flight was a hi-octane gorefest – 3.25/5

Fight or Flight

Fight or Flight…try to have some perspective

Movie night always hits a slump the week after a really good movie is released (I saw Thunderbolts in the theater twice). It’s almost axiomatic. I can’t remember the last time I saw a great movie and the next week I saw an even greater movie. With that in mind, this week, the Average Dude journeyed out to my local moviehaus to see Fight or Flight.

He's how old?

Just how many of those are there, anyway?

Fight or Flight stars Josh Hartnett as former CIA operative Lucas Reyes. Lucas is on the run, living in Bangkok because he had a bout of conscience while on an official assignment. In comes high-level CIA director and former girlfriend Katherine Brunt (Katee Sackhoff) to enlist his aid to bring in a ‘ghost’ operative. Unknown to Lucas and Katherine, other forces are at work to kill the ghost. And they are ALL booked on the same flight back to Los Angeles. It’s like Bullet Train for the friendly skies. Lots of close-quarter fights. Lots and lots of blood. If you go in expecting that, you will not be disappointed. I did and I wasn’t.

I need a favor

It could be a new drinking game

For those of you who see Josh Hartnett on screen and say ‘is that Josh Hartnett?’ you’re not alone. I played ‘spot the cameo’ during Oppenheimer and made that very same comment to Mrs Average Dude. Josh was in the M Knight Shyamalan clunker ‘Trap’ last year. I then checked my brainbone to remember the last decent movie I saw Josh Hartnett in, and Pearl Harbor is what came to mind. When I GTS, I remember that he had a part in Black Hawk Down the same year (2001). Looking further, I was surprised to see just how many movies he’s been in.

You want a favor?

Spoiler alert. It’s 36

Other than the 5 movies mentioned so far, Josh Hartnett has been in a total of 36 movies. Thirty-two have come out since 2001. Clearly, Josh has been working and I had no idea. That’s startling to a dude who considers himself a movie knowledge source. Ego check, please!
But lets be fair here…the overwhelming majority of these movies have been B grade or less. I’ve at least heard of Lucky Number Slevin, Wrath of Man and Sin City. None of them were star rolls and none of them are annual watches. Honestly, not a single movie on his list is an annual watch. Which is kind of weird, given how much I actually like Josh Hartnett.

Feeling it

To his agent…your fired

Josh Hartnett is one of those actors that I find myself rooting for without even knowing it. Yes, Trap was a really bad movie but I still rooted for Josh. I expect we all have at least one of those actors that we like without having a solid reason. Maybe it’s that he has a quirky good looks. Maybe it’s because he has an empathy to him that seems genuine (like Keanu Reeves).

He just seems so nice

For whatever reason, I like him. And even in a very basic, nothing new here, filler between expected blockbuster weekends, I liked him. And I’m glad to see a career upturn for him. We can’t really call it a renaissance. Dude has been working steady for nearly 30 years (in a kind of Quik Trip regional manager kind of way). But in his last two movies, his name has been first on the marque and I’m here for it.

So, with a very little bit of fanfare and much good will, I am giving Fight or Flight a satisfying 3.5 out of 5 on the back of a journeyman actor with a best-bud appeal and a sh!te-ton of bloody action. Depending on the box office, there may even be a second helping of Fight or Flight. What they would call it, I have no idea. Having a second flight filled with colorful international assassins is probably a bridge too far. Besides, I think he killed them all already.

This could be a weapon

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ADMR – Thunderbolts was an absolute pleasure and undeserving of all the hate – 4.65/5

Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts: is Marvel back?

As always, The Average Dude stays away from actual reviews before I ever start tapping my keyboard. I want to keep it as honest and untainted as possible. That was a little bit difficult with Thunderbolts. Lots of pre-screenings and ‘insider reports’ to try and dodge. Overall, I think I did a good job. Other than seeing a few ‘cringey’ headlines, I went in clean and hopeful. Once again, it’s proved to be a good policy.

If I have to explain how her sister died, we can’t be friends

Thunderbolts stars a motley bunch of lesser known characters in the MCU. Half of them have their origins in the ScarJo Black Widow mythos (Yelena, Red Guardian, TaskMaster). Probably Bucky Barnes is the most well-known of the group. But make no mistake, Yelena Belova is the leader of this group. And the heart. Florence Pugh plays the surviving sister of Natasha Romanoff (well…adoptive sister in a not really legal way) who is searching for a better life than that of a throwaway assassin. It’s remniscent of Natasha’s own redemptive journey. I liked it.

Widow 2

There’ll always be only one Cap

Other MCU additions to the ‘team’ are John Walker, the replacement Captain America before the Sam Wilson replacement Captain America. He and Bucky had their own issues back in Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Disney+). Walker is wrestling with his demons, as well. In fact, each one of the Thunderbolts is broken in various ways. Taskmaster was scarred and abused and experimented on. Ghost lived most of her life unable to even enjoy physical touch due to her ‘abilities’. Someone called them the Mental Health Avengers. That’s totally fair. Avengers with Issues, but that just gives them a whole roster full of stories to work with.

boys with issues

And don’t even get me started on Bob

Probably the most mentally fractured Thunderbolt is Bob. Not much else I can say here. I’m already dancing around spoilers. Suffice to say, literally, every one of the Thunderbolts has a haunted past. I mean when Bucky Barnes is the most stable member of the group, you know you’re in for a ride. And its good that they didn’t play it too seriously. That would have been a bad, bad choice. Much to the writer’s credit, they tread very adeptly on the whole dark past/emotional damage story. It needed a certain amount of delicacy. And to do it with this much humor was masterful.

Once a Bob, always a Bob

Bob

Sentry

I like this movie more the more I think about it

It probably doesn’t hurt that Thunderbolts is coming on the heels of one of the worst Marvel movies ever (in a long line of bad Marvel Movies). Captain Falcon Brave New World was a nearly total disaster. No way to sugarcoat that turd and make it digestible. Compared to BNW, Thunderbolts was bound to be a huge upgrade. And I think that only adds to the joy we, the viewing public, felt leaving the theater. That’s kind of unfair, because Thunderbolts is great on it’s own merits.

They see me rollin

I guess you gotta lay in the bed you made

I can understand the hate that Disney is getting from people. For awhile now, they have injected politics into their product in an effort to influence society. And it eventually failed majestically. They had control of some of the greatest marketable IP in history and ran it into the ground. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. Marvel. And nearly all of their original characters and stories. Even after it was proven to be a financially bad direction, Disney stayed the course. And the loss of interests in their product is the result. I think there is a pathway back, but it’s not gonna be a quick fix. So I get it. I’m with you. You got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do.

What I don’t understand is the hate coming from some folks who have actually seen the movie. Were there some plot holes? Yep. One of them was pretty glaring. But we have overlooked plot holes in pretty much every sci-fi movie ever (and Marvel movies in particular). Suspending disbelief after the stub gets torn is a given. So the question is: was there enough good in the movie to overcome the shortcomings? For Mr and Mrs Average Dude (and tons of others, from what I’m hearing) the answer is a resounding ‘YES!’

Heart and soul

Always save your receipts

So, why the hate? I can maybe understand that some folks feel so betrayed by Disney/Star Wars/Marvel that the synapses in their brains are now conditioned to see flaws. Receipt: calling Thunderbolts another ‘woke’ Disney movie. I didn’t see that. Show us, please. I’ll wait. Receipt: Yet another ‘girl-boss’ destroying a bunch of trained men twice her size’. Funny, I didn’t hear the ‘girl-boss’ outrage when ScarJo was doing it in Iron Man 2.

Here’s the thing: if you’re going to call yourself a movie reviewer, review the movie. Don’t look for flaws for the flaw’s sake. Because, as everyone knows, if you are looking for fault, you’ll usually find it. Likewise, if you are looking for the good, you can usually find that, too.
SO…it is with great enthusiasm that The Average Dude gives Thunderbolts a much-deserved 4.65/5. There are a couple of points knocked off. One was fair and one was personal*.

Even so, Thunderbolts was a genuinely good watch that will go into the annual watch list, no doubt. Spring for the large corn and ignore the nay-sayers. Is Marvel back? Too soon to tell. But you can enjoy Thunderbolts while we wait.

Good for you

The Bed You Made 2.0

*I won’t name them here, but there was a character in this movie that I recognized – sadly – from the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. A movie so bad it haunts me. I didn’t realize how much it haunted me until I saw this person again in a movie that I was really enjoying. It immediately catapulted me from the fugue-state where the world outside is gone (as a good movie will do). And every time they appeared, it was a jolt. I don’t wish this person any ill, but for me, its the consequence of a really bad career choice. The bed you made, so to speak.

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ADMR – The Accountant 2 is an absolute winner of a sequel 4.25/5

The Accountant 2

The Accountant 2: Now with even more OCD

As with most sequels, Mr & Mrs Average Dude like to watch the original right before seeing the second. So, on Friday night, we viewed The Accountant to get up to speed on the characters. And boy, am I glad we did. Accountant the first was a gem of a movie that I had forgotten a lot about. Getting the refresher course before seeing The Accountant 2 absolutely enhanced the experience. So saying, you’ve now been advised. You’re welcome.

The Accountant 2 is the continuing story of Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck), an OCD savante who is supernatural with numbers and details. Chris lives by a moral code that is gray at best. He sometimes uses his ablities in service of very bad people but will turn and burn on them (in more ways than one) if they break that code. That’s kind of an opaque reasoning for the things he does, but the nature of the character makes it believable.

Need a good accountant

Didn’t I mention he’s everywhere these days?

Back again is Chris’s younger brother Braxton (Jon Bernthal) who is himself a very skilled and successful mercenary. When Chris embarks on a new mission that will require his exceptional talents, he contacts Brax to back him up. Braxton is angry at the 8 years of silence from his older brother. It’s a love-hate relationship that started in the first movie and is expanded on in the second, and it’s portrayed magnificently by both actors. In fact, I would say the personal dynamic between Chris and Brax was the greatest part of this movie. The very heart of it.

Chilling with my bro

It may be stating of the obvious, but the Jon Bernthal star is on a rocket to Mars rise these days. We’ve dug on him since we first saw him in The Walking Dead. He is to Punisher what RDJ is to Tony Stark. A great talent in a perfect fit. Jon Bernthal delivers once again in The Accountant 2. I am absolutely her for it.

Where other sequels miss the mark, Accountant 2 hits it

Not that it is always necessary, as it wasn’t with Die Hard 2, The Accountant 2 brings back existing characters and actually evolves them. Lots of sequels just do another helping of the first and no more (Fast and Furious, anyone?). And lots of times, that’s okay. But Accountant 2 goes the extra mile, and it totally pays off. Where the story and action are fairly cliche, it’s the interpersonal relationships that are expanded upon that make this movie SO ENJOYABLE.

More fun with bros

No Spoilers, as always

And it’s not just Jonnny B who’s back. Also returning are Ray King (JK Simmons) and Agent Medina (Cynthia Addai-Robinson). Even Chris’s internet chat support person returns and grows. They all play their part and it all works really well. I’ll say no more. You’ll just have to watch and see.

Cast

Another good example

And once again, I highly advise watching the original the night before seeing the second. It really enhances the journey in ways that watching Die Hard the series doesn’t, but Bad Boys does. Character evolution. That’s the mark of a quality extended story. With that in mind, The Average Dude gives The Accountant 2 a rousing 4.3/5. All the action you expect and some genuinely funny and heart-warming moments. Easily my favorite move so far this year. Enjoy it in sequence and thank me later.

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